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WOOHHOOOOO!!!

its been a long time and now the jackasses reunite!!!

muahahaha met the jackass(armyboys)

and we went to zam zam to eat dinner woohoo had the murtabak!! and we are all hype up... than met karthik and after that we proceed to the nabins to countdown to my birthday!!

hahaha omg nabins is damn awesome place for sheesha and hangout!! muahahhaa thou i never smoke sheesha but i love the place...

some ordered sheesha with apple flavor and i ordered the arabian platter!! woohooo super damn orgasmicly awesome!!!

the humus and pita bread damn awesome lah pls!!!

muahahaha we practically tore the place down with our laughter.. even i never drink alcohol but im like a drunk dude sia muahahhaha super funny!! its awesome to spend my birthday with ma buddies!!!

we chill like till 3am den went home hahahaha send afiq and daryl home and zoom to ma crib!!

Note: im like super tired!!!

OMG!!!

i was oblivion to the situation that is happening to me hahaha

i wrote a note to all my awesome friends and this is what it says...

To All My Dearest friends and bros

"62 CELADON"

Mel

Jenette

Nicole

Li jun

Deanna

Joseph

Gabriel

"THE FAMILY GUYS"

Jingrong

Weile

Weihong

Dahao

Thanks for the super awesome birthday surprise and present...

You guys are the best!!

After the super bad haircut yesterday... i thought that my life would suck for 1 month due to the culture shock haircut that i got from an aunty... I can't eat and sleep well yesterday... and having nightmares of scissors and shavers... and basically i went to skool with a pissed off mind and a cap to cover up my head...

feeling sad and down with a thinking that i look like a retarded dude...

BUT!!!

I myself yes! myself didn't even notice or suspect anything that is goin on... pretty oblivion to the situation and went to meet mel and jenette...

i feel bad of pangseh-ing my bros... cuz its a last minute outing that you(family guys)  make and i feel that i can't make it on time to meet you all(family guys)...

and so i went to meet jenette and mel instead cuz jenette told me that she wan to meet at 7.30pm hahaha nice timing sumore...

but the part that i love the most is that for you all to be here with me surprising me and bringing my confident back to myself.... im soo super touched and if i'm a girl i'll definitely cry hahahaha but then i'm a guy so cannot cry teehee =)

thanks for making a grand entrance for me and i hope nobody stomp me sia hahaha omg imagine my face in stomp super epic shit!!

thanks for the cake! the wax! the love! and friendship that we share!!

i will definitely never forget today!!!

you guys are the AWESOME FRIENDS!! NOTHING CAN REPLACE YOU ALL!!!

the best surprise in my whole entire 24 yrs of life!!

and i didn't kknow that weihong put toothpaste inside the cake nowonder i offer u all like scared muahahaha tsk tsk tsk

so now nomore 2pm nichkhun but big bang taeyang!! hahahahahaha

^_^ Y

signing off yusman yusof

i love my friends very much!!! u guys are the best!!!

Note : my friends are cool!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! MY LOVELY GRANDMA!!!

thanks for taking care of me when i was small you showered me alot with you love and care... protecting me and teaching me the way to be who i am now... feeding me with you most awesome home cooked dishes and awesome stories of my life...

i love following my grandma to the market in the morning and help her sell food at the foodstall @ nestle company...

i will never forget your good deeds grandma and i will work hard to be successful and take care of you and mom in the future!!

my grandma and my mom is the most awesome women in the universe and nothing can beat that...

finally i bought the awesome grandma in the world medal for her... its an awesome award that my grandma deserve...

and after skool i went to visit grandma and all my aunties and cuzzins are there too included my aunty who stays in japan!!! hahaha she just came back from japan!!!

love you granny!

Note : nothing can replace my grandma =)

OMG OMG!!

just look at the epic convo that me and jenette have muahahaha super epic retarded shit!!

always having argument on who's cuter muahahah dang!!

Note : foreverbullyguy93 !!

HAHAHAHA first of all I wanna say...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAHRI!! U FUCKING RETARD MOFO HAHAHA

dang... we've been childhood frens since like i was 6 yrs old man... dude its soo like 21 yrs ago man!! OMG!!! hahaha

still staying strong yo... hahaha we grow up together... man awesome shit!!

aite aite... met the three tall guys to celebrate shahri birthday muaahaha we went to takashimaya to eat seoul garden gosh im soo bloated man... had fun cooking and eating with my secondary skool frens... walk around town... and joke around hahaha dang its been ages since i went to town with my secondary frens...

chill here and there and then went home hahahaha otw sending them back we blast techno songs!! hahahaha its like a blast from the past... singing the gangster poem and stuff muahahaha sucha a bad boys... lololololol

6 mroe days and its my turn bro... lolololol and 5 more years and we gonna score the the BIG 30 hahahaha epic shit

aite a quick fact about me and shahri

his birthday is 6 days before mine...

he pass his bike license 6 days before i pass my car licence...

everything happens in between 6 days muahahaha

this is what i call childhood frens... bros forever!!

cheers!!

Note : 6 more days and its my turn!!

I'm gonna miss the carbon fibre sticker on the eyelid of my car and my window opaque sticker =(

and and finally i finish this awesome korean drama titled "lie to me" omg super awesome i love the mushy love drama of this show super up lifting!!! makes me have butterflies in my stomach muahahaha crazy guy...  Yoon eun-hye and Kang ji-hwan looks good together muahahaha their puppy calling of names of each other in the show is AH JEONG AH! and GI JUN SHI! muahahaha super epic!! omg i love korean love story super awesome!!!

ok ok here's th real deal today.. I'm sooo fucking pissed off with LTA!! nabe they fail my car full inspection because i have a eyelid sticker and window opaque sticker on my car.. this is fucking retard man!!! i mean it doesnt do any harm to other motorist why must take it out bloody mofo!!! its a sticker worth $100 u assholes!!! URRRRGGGHHHHH

super sad man and i dun even have the current photo of my current car with the new body kits!!! super fucked up and sad... i kept sigh-ing with a heavy heart the whole journey back home...

now my car look less terrifying sia!!!!

shit lah u noe wat fuck it!! im gonna think of something that can make my car look more agreesive!!

Note : LTA sucks!!

YES YES!!! ITS TRUE!!!

FINALLY I GOT AN IPHONE 4!!! woohooo

mum told me that i need to change my phone cuz its too old and my contract is over oredi so can upgrade...

and so guess what!! mum bought me an iphone 4 for my birthday present!!! whoohooo!!!

FUCKYEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

im soo friggin happy sia...

omg omg

hahaha thanks mum for buying me a new phone although i say i dun want to waste money on changing phone and insist on using the cracked lcd screen phone... =)))

love you mum...

now imma rock on the world with my iphone hahaha

Note : what to download ar im sucha noob!

ZOMG!!! TRANSFORMERS DARK OF THE MOON IS THA DOPE!!!

super dope shit!!!

hahahaha went to watch transformers at JP with the jackass peeps.. afiq, daryl and karthik!! hahaha

omg its a solid 2 and a half hours of pure awesomeness and action packed!! super roller coaster ride too bad megan fox is not there sia... the new girl her accent sucks!!

hahahaha at first we booked for 3d but gv said that the 3d screen got gliche and so they compensate us with a free complimentary pass and put us on the 2d movie...

muahahaha how awesome is that man!!!

Note : how i wish my car could transform!!

Aite wen to batam for a short hol...

damn its the same old thing nothing suprising sia.. its just that i went for massage eat seafood and accompany my parents go shopping and i didn't even buy anything fer myself dang...

oh oh there's a big shark at the seafood restaurant hahaha im soo amazed.. lolololol

Note : im not goin to batam for holiday!

2PM!! THEY'RE BACK!!!

hahaha omg omg the vid is out and the song is rad!!!

and the whole video is shot in SINGAPORE!! my hometown hahaha

ZOUK was the best place to shoot MV!!

hahaha dang the guys looks like they're high especially nichkhun shot part his  face like super high hahahahaha

Now : put yo hands up!!!